Harry potter fanfic sorting hat. You look like something that cat's been at.

Harry potter fanfic sorting hat Harry Potter and the cursed child rewrite by fanfic_obsessed23 Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. "Better be. - Chapters: 22 - "Fantastic!" cried Gemma, "That's Harry Potter joining us! Now off to the Great Hall with all of you!" Harry realized Gemma must have had everyone waiting for him before they could leave, and he could feel his face redden. Hermione's POV Harry Potter rewrite. CHAPTER 6: Sorting Hat. "GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat. Harry stared at the hat, and fainted. 11 years later, a chance meeting in Diagon Alley And then finally "Potter, Harry!" As Harry stepped forward, talking broke out like little hissing fires all over the hall. Give Quiz Kudos-- Ratings. Harry turned to see that he and Mrs. 11 year-old Nico di Angelo hopes the cutie with the lip scar on the train gets sorted into the same house as him. NB – If you liked this story, check out my profile page where you can find all of my FanFiction stories. Asshats. A spamfic by Brian Randall (which the author would like to blame entirely on Dracos) Disclaimer: I solemnly swear I am up to no good. " "It's a pleasure to meet you ma'am. The hat barely looked at him and added in a hysterical voice, "AND DON'T FORGET HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW AND GRYFFINDOR!" Everybody turned white. In truth, the hat held a lot of power. Sorting Hat Song 1. " The Hat chuckled softly. Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter. Follow/Fav The Sorting Hat's Vacation. K. The hat had a job unlike any other. Perhaps Draco could have borne the scrutiny better if he'd had the support of his friends, but the revelation that Draco was dating his sister had led to a colossal row with Ron, and by Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Would the hat know we are from the future? But there was nothing she could do as Dippet explained the process of sorting and then placed the hat on Harry's head. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. In the meantime, if you're looking for something to read, I humbly suggest you check out my side-project, "Lone Wolf: A Marauder's Story. Feeling a little "I, Harry James Potter, under Section I, Article I, Paragraph I of the Hogwarts Charter do hereby ask for help from the Sorting Hat of Hogwarts in regard to the need to slay Salazar's Basilisk. And there can never be enough wandlore. Harry nervously tugged on the end of his robs. Also starting was Rose Weasley, Ron The Sorting Ceremony dragged on, the Sorting Hat's dull voice ringing in my ears as student after student was called forward. " Professor McGonagall continued when Dumbledore indicated to continue. Then the hat opened his brim and everyone braced themselves for what Albert might say next. "Granger, Hermione" The Sorting Hat bellows. Malfoy being sorted into Gryffindor was met with more murmurs than applause, and moment the Hat sorted the boy-who-lived in Slytherin, the silence became deafening. " The Sorting Hat let out a long, high whistle, and Fawkes flew through the fireplace and grabbed him roughly by the brim. Hope you enjoy! Language: English Words: 1,784 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 3 Kudos: 51 Bookmarks: 8 Hits: 3,255; A Bad Meme Taken Too Far by Lexicanus Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. By: shadowmaster2508. Harry himself was also nervous what if he was sorted into the wrong house. "Potter, Harry. Include crossovers; Exclude crossovers; Show only crossovers; Completion Status. A Harry and Petunia centric fic is coming up right after this! "Malfoy, Abaraxas," a tall woman with pointed features called out. "The Sorting Hat! How did this get in here?" She picked the hat up and ran a delicate finger over the brim, then gave a small jump when the hat opened its mouth and began to speak "Die, hat!" he shrieked, zotting the hat with a powerful zot. (And as a gentle reminder, I do not own Harry Potter. The old wooden stool wobbled when he sat upon it, afraid it would break, Draco tried to put most of his weight on the floor. And I can cap them all. His mind flashed back to what had just happened to him in the past hours. Now as she gazed up at the smoke billowing from a large red steam engine called the Hogwarts express she couldn't help but hope they were right. Moments later FanFiction | unleash Books Harry Potter. Gran, I'd like to introduce you to Harry Potter. "I was just about to give up on getting in the castle, Potter. A rare thing, since it hardly had brains. Lastly, "Zabini, Blaise" was put in Slytherin, and the Sorting Hat was taken away for another year. The tables had become much fuller now that they were more than halfway through McGonagall's list. I thought I might series out of how easy it would have been to have gone wrong. The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. Hecate started to read again. " Harry blinked a few times, felt his magical senses tingle at something that wasn't quite normal about her (he ignored it for later contemplation), and then yelled the first thing that came to mind to confirm that this was in fact the Manor. Sorting is both my vocation and avocation; that's all I do. Mirrors Harry Potter series as well as The King's Chronicles. You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, At the Head Table, Dumbledore went on smiling benignly; small metallic sounds occasionally came from Snape's direction as he idly compacted the twisted remains of what had once been a heavy silver wine goblet; and Minerva McGonagall clenched the podium in a white-knuckled grip, knowing that Harry Potter's contagious chaos had somehow infected the Sorting Hat itself and I neither own nor profit from the Harry Potter universe. Potter, of an encounter in a train carriage with a dark haired boy. Summary: The Sorting Hat finds itself in a rather unusual position during Harry Potter's sorting. He had the Harry Potter + Percy Jackson and the Olympians Crossover. However ,the Sorting Hat saw that Neville valued bravery as most important, and in the long end it would be Neville's bravery that would drive him to action. It had been two months since Harry Potter, the famous boy who had survived the deadliest spell cast by the deadliest sorcerer ever known (He-Who-Must- Not-Be-Named-), had arrived at Hogwarts for his 6th year. Don't say I didn't warn you! Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Poetry - Words: 124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Status: Complete - id: 1068935 + Harry blinked a few times, felt his magical senses tingle at something that wasn't quite normal about her (he ignored it for later contemplation), and then yelled the first thing that came to mind to confirm that this was in fact the Manor. Undoubtedly Neville would do well there. Percy the boy who helped him get on the Platform shook his hand vigorously and the red haired twins kept shouting "We got Potter! We Got Potter" You know, Severus, sometimes I think we sort too soon. Rated K. I am a Sorting Hat – the long-brimmed leathery antique familiar to every boy and girl who attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The usual excitement of the Sorting Feast—the chatter, the cheers—was sadly subdued. Hogwarts. He was staring up at Harry with wide, curious eyes, but Harry merely pushed past him without a word. In the midst of his embarrassment, his eye traveled naturally to Millicent Bulstrode. "SLYTHERIN!" shouted the Sorting Hat merrily, oblivious to Harry's despair. Follow/Fav The Sorting Hat Adventures. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Sorting Hat - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1,535 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 225 - Updated: "And here's the Slytherin team, captained by Harry Potter, of course," called an airy voice over the mingled cheers and boos of the crowd as they stepped onto the field. Beast scowled and then hissed out, "Boo! Give him a red card ref, cruelty to animals!" "So," the Sorting Hat straightened himself, "I suppose it would be fine if I were to stop by and see you every now and again. Sometimes I think we sort too soon. If all goes well and a house is chosen, you'll don the hat again with the other first years, and everyone else will find out then," he explained gesturing for Harry to join him as he moved out of the Great Hall and The Sorting Hat – 1. He cannot even "Die, hat!" he shrieked, zotting the hat with a powerful zot. At Harry's sorting, the Sorting hat notices the abuse Harry had gone through at home. "Pfft. Reposting revised story. She really hoped they could get a resort when the Sorting Hat was in a better mood, or better yet, keep the Hat away from Dumbledore, permanently. Sorting a Mudblood, a blood traitor and Harry Potter into Slytherin," an annoyingly bored voice drawled. The sorting ended soon after, and McGonagall made a few short announcements before dismissing everyone to their respective houses, before moving over toward Harry, telling him a house-elf (whatever the hell that is) will bring Alistair to Follow/Fav The Sorting Hat's Stand. like if someones has a quality for slytherin but sorting hat says "ur coward, learn some bravery in gryffindor/ boy u are depressed and cunning, get some friends in hufflepuff" would be funny seeing harry say not slytherin and the sorting hat goes "boy, Follow/Fav Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift. He couldn't shake the impression that the Sorting Hat was a fool sorting a boy like Colin into Slytherin. It had somehow blocked my attempts to get in, no matter what body "Harry Potter," Harry almost whispered, whishing that he could just enter a mouse hole. The summer sun beat down on the quiet row of houses along Privet Drive, bathing everything in a haze of heat. Slowly swishing This is a story crossover between Percy Jackson and Harry Potter. Tom Riddle watched as a small boy with silvery hair walked up to the three- legged stool and put on the aging hat. The shred of the Sorting Hat that contained the mouth grunted. /i So you see what I live through once a year, When you hear me you will think, Wow that hat is swell, harry potter and the sorting hat And you thought it couldn't be done. A trembling line of First Years 'Potter, James' was another tricky sort for the hat. Author: SylarsBitch. Draco, only son of the proud Malfoy line, was dating a Weasley. I remember reading a fic I think last year in which Harry, Just Another Harry Potter Re-Sort by Harlando. Story Started: 15 February 2022 Story Completed: 15 February 2022. "Dobby!" One pop later, and Harry is standing beside a hyper house-elf, "Yes, Master Harry Potter sir!" The Sorting Hat's song from this chapter is taken directly from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, pages 176 and 177 specifically. Alistair broke the raging quiet, "Harry, meet Nicolas and Perenelle Disclaimer: I do not, nor claim to own Harry Potter. Books Harry Potter. One was an old woman who had a vulture on top of her hat, and the other Harry recognized quite easily. - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Status: Complete - id: 11398163 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Disclaimer: I do not, nor do I claim to own Harry Potter. The Sorting Hat wasn't a living being, but was sentient to a point. Satisfied, he skipped from the Great Hall, partaking of a bun from the Slytherin table. By: Dante On Fire. Harry Potter fanfic Hermione Granger had definitely changed,but then she finds out that she in the beginning of their fifth year umbitch calls for a resort and charms the hat to not listen to the students Having no problems with any of the houses, he is sorted into Slytherin. Rated: Fiction K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: Harry walked past one of the loose stones taking up the majority of the floor and looked around the room. Can't anyone take a joke?" "Finnigan, Seamus," the sandy-haired boy next to Harry in the line, sat on the stool for almost a whole minute before the hat declared him a Gryffindor. Picking up the hat Hermione tried to be as gentle as possible weary of the hat's powers. Where you ought to be. 1/? After taking note of his This C2 is devoted to stories about the Sorting Hat, the brave soul who sits on the heads of dozens of children every year. K Rowling's, this fanfic is mine. Only the Heads of House shall witness the proceedings. He doesn't go quite where he expects. Rick Riordan owns the rights for Percy Jackson and J. wattys2016; drarry; hogwarts +4 more # 2. Verdict: You sorry sods who write and read it, fail at understanding the basic concepts of human reproduction FOREVER. Oneshot. "Dobby!" One pop later, and Harry is standing beside a hyper house-elf, "Yes, Master Harry Potter sir!" Harry Potter Slash FanFiction. Zabini was the real reason behind Lupin's resignation. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - id: 6734581 Albus was not having a good night. The Great Hall buzzed with the usual excitement. Rowling Explicit; Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non Not all were happy in their choice of partner. I'd be out there doing whatever it is that rich people do. And finally bits of facts and lore, reports ignored for the Greater Good, and suspicions quashed, started linking This is my first ever fanfic posting. Harry Potter, notorious Boy Who Lived and the youngest of the champions, seems to be unlucky in love. Mcgonagall reached out and placed the Sorting Hat upon the young boy's head. "Good try, Harry Potter The Hat chuckled. So what Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing; I'm only visiting this universe. - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 628 - Harry Potter and the trouble with Sorting Hats. Distracted by the inferno on the island, the Inferi did not seem to realize that Harry and Dumbledore were making their escape across the This is a story crossover between Percy Jackson and Harry Potter. By: AntaresTheEighthPleiade. The Wizarding World is J. " "Anytime you like, Mr. In first year the sorting hat told Ron he had some hidden and repressed traits from another house but still placed him in Gryffindor. But if we're not able to open the tournament this year because of you Harry heard the hat shout the last word to the whole hall. I also had a few formatting issues and had to resort to using periods to break up the verses. Harry looked at him inquiringly, but remained quiet. "HARRY POTTER GETS SORTED INTO SLYTHERIN!" laughed the hat. Then the story truly begins and focus' on Harry and Draco as I do believe this is a Drarry. Only a hoard of students from the Gryffindor table cheering his name, with the Weasley twins gleefully chanting that he was put in their house. " Harry slowly walked up to the stool, trying to ignore all the chattering. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat. , Sorting Hat] - Words: 893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12721478 + - Full 3/4 1/2 How The Sorting Hat Destroyed Hogwarts. Friendships old we may renew: And begin again like ages past, To fix what once was done, at last! Think not of creed and not of caste, When choosing friends to man the mast; After the hat finally finished his rant about his demands, most of the hall was still trying to comprehend what Harry Potter's message to them meant. Dobbin, as he liked to call the hat, had not only ignored his promptings of a swift and immediate sorting of Harry into either Hufflepuff or Gryffindor, he had called a conference of all things. 11 votes, 11 comments. Harry had a sickening feeling that Mrs. It "Patil, Padma. By: There is never enough wandlore in fanfiction. Rated: Fiction M - English - Friendship - Harry P. Minerva stared at the sorting hat in her office for hours, contemplating an idea as though it were a fine wine. 'Even here I'm a freak,' he thought, horrified. It was bad enough being stuck on a dusty old shelf 364 days of the years, and having to sing a song that took a genius like him less than a day to come up with, but as he looked at the students he could see that nothing had changed. He heard Hermione Granger state helpful hints from 'Hogwarts: A History' to anyone in earshot. Regulus steadily walked up to the chair and allowed The Sorting Hat into his mind. Emma Dill was and always had been considered a very bright, pretty, and strange young girl. SUMMARY: Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts – and has an epic argument with the Sorting Hat. He didn't have long to laugh at Harry's expense, as he was quickly paired off with Draco Malfoy. He could Harry remembered Mrs. "Oh, yes. like if someones has a quality for slytherin but sorting hat says "ur coward, learn some bravery in gryffindor/ boy u are depressed and cunning, get some friends in hufflepuff" would be funny seeing harry say not slytherin and the sorting hat goes "boy, Dobby/Sorting Hat (Harry Potter) (3) Exclude Additional Tags Crack (2) Anal Sex (1) Mentioned Lucius Malfoy (1) Mentioned Albus Dumbledore (1) Other tags to exclude More Options Crossovers. There were no more cameras, no more anything. Another time and place and Potter's firm belief that he belonged in Gryffindor would have had the hat sending him there. Don't read if you're easily offended! :P Just a small funny thing that popped up in my head. Late in the evening on the First of September, it was always the same. " would be sorted. This sub is for fanfic recommendations and discussion related to LGBT pairings and characters in the Harry Potter universe. It includes Sortings, Hat rants, songs, and the few brave Harry's world is turned upside down when the Sorting Hat, two years after its original decision, claims it made a mistake. He pumped Hermione full of hot Morpheus smiled serenely (the expression reminded the other two of Luna, bless her insane little heart) as he sent an attempt to eject the Hat from the mind of Harry Potter. " The last thing Harry saw before the hat dropped over his eyes was the hall full of people craning to get a good look at What will happen when Harry Potter is re-sorted into a different house. It belongs to Rowling. Even the birds seemed too listless to stir. Disclaimer; The Wonderful J K Rowling owns the world and characters of Harry Potter; I've just borrowed them, and messed them around. Don't say I didn't warn you! Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Poetry - Words: 124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Status: Complete - id: 1068935 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Disclaimer: This Harry knocked on the door to the Meeting Room, figuring that if the Hat had wanted Harry to come to him in this room something had to be up. Author's Note: I give my most grateful thanks to those kind enough to take the time out of their day to review my most humble work. , Harry P. " Professor McGonagall called out. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Harry let the cloak fall from his hand, where it lay in a silken puddle at his feet. His brother, James was already in her house and he was a handful - confident and outgoing and always up to mischief. Harry Potter has been resorted to Slytherin. The very next day, she marries the pureblood man her parents chose for her and raises her daughter, Nymphadora, without telling anyone her real identity. She increased her pace and less than a minute later the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. The older students were pointing at it excitedly talking about songs and sortings and houses. " The hat speaks in his head, causing the boy to flinch for a brief moment. Neville also wasn't that surprised by the revelation. I'm just a peasant with an easel Just so you know, for ease of writing I made the hat a he, not an it. He took off the hat and walked shakily toward the Gryffindor table. People these days, he silently fumed. He caused a sensation when he opened the dance without his long-time girlfriend, Millicent Bulstrode, but with fellow Hogwarts student Edward Willoughby. Being a prince is not fun. He took off the hat, and nearly gasped in shock. 108. Rated: Fiction K - English - Drama/Adventure - Sorting Hat - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: The Sorting Hat's sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermione's hand was over his mouth. Harry Potter stood in line, nerves tingling in his fingertips. "Potter, Harry!" The Hall fell silent, and all eyes turned to Harry as he stepped forward. That is here to sort you all. It feels like it was yesterday when I sorted your parents. The Gryffindors cheered and whooped, lots of them happy that Hermione was in their house. Follow/Fav The Sorting of the Last Black. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (69) Marvel Cinematic Universe (50) Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) (42) The Sorting Hat has sorted thousands of students in the course of its life. I expect to resume regular updates in April. I believe the two to be very alike though I know you may not agree. "I just saw that hat move I think I'm going mad" Valerie let out a small laugh. "I think everyone must know who he is But you know, I think few people have a chance to know him personally, and he's actually quite nice. It took a long time before anyone made any sound of any kind besides breathing. Gotcha. Lupin had not been there to witness her rage, but Harry couldn't forget the private word she had wanted with Dumbledore after they had all gone to bed. " He waited for the Hat to speak, and when it didn't, he added as an afterthought, "And if it's Slytherin I'll come back and find you later - with a pair of scissors. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - [Harry P. Chapter 33: Settling in for the Summer u/1261436/grammahPolice) on the site in regards to reviews, and I was wondering if anyone knew anything similar for the Harry Potter community? < Prev Next > Favorite Headmaster Dumbledore however, was watching Harry as intently as little kids watch their TV shows. And I'll have to sort everyone of you. Walking across the stage she tried to keep her eyes focussed on the wooden stool upon which the worn sorting hat perched. He picked up the familiar old and dirty hat – the sorting hat, which had once belonged to Godric Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you . Rated K for now. Of that, Harry was certain. A sword in a hat! Good thing it wasn't the real one, or the moron that put it there would kill us by accident. I begin the short walk to the Sorting Hat, trying to keep calm and composed. " It's a sort of spiritual prequel to The Spiteful Sorting Hat, but it's designed to stand-alone. Clever Crossovers & Fantastic Fusions, Marvel Verse FF, Road to Nowhere Discord Recs, Fantastic Crossovers and where to find them, Ashes' Library, Gems in Progress, Read & Loved MCU Fics, Read & Loved HP Fics, Harry Potter & Marvel Crossover, Hiraeth and Nostalgia, fics that im haunting rn, Favorite Fics That I Hoard, Why must you torture me with these good Books Harry Potter. ” Professor McGonagall looked just as Books Harry Potter. K. SLYTHERIN!" The entire great hall was silent as the small, thin, dark haired boy nearly ran to the Slytherin table and sat down, hands tucked between his legs, head bowed, and The year is 1990; exactly one year prior to Harry's admittance to Hogwarts. Follow/Fav Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift. "Wait, are you reading my mind?" Harry asked, a little alarmed, trying to put up his shields to protect his mind when he heard a chuckle from the hat. "Potter, Harry!" Hermione craned her neck to watch her best friend being re-sorted. Author: joerandom on FanFiction dot Net. There are four great houses in this school. To start the children of Hogwarts on the right paths. Follow/Fav Supernova. The Sorting Hat's Wife "How the hell?" Hermione dropped her books down on the table, then walked over to her bed to examine the shabby hat that lay on her bed. Hermione had never felt as self conscious as she did now the stool warm beneath her and the students' gaze fixed on her. Definitely not. As a (technically new) student, he must be Sorted. I am here to choose the table. Enough was enough. In truth, he was both excited and terrified by the idea of flying. You look like something that cat's been at. Rated: Fiction K - English - Sorting Hat, Minerva M. Harry Potter was expelled from Hogwarts, even if just for a moment. Zabini were standing by a cart piled high with what appeared to be brass binoculars. Sirius frowned and looked away. If it makes a mistake or two, who's to say it's wrong? Certainly not Fred or George Weasley. Harry Potter meets the Sorting Hat and for the first time in his live, he feels truly happy. All things grow old and weary over time, and the Sorting Hat is no exception. " Every Potter for generations had been one, and a child as brave and powerful as Harry Potter had been even at the tender age one could go nowhere else. You seemed to quite enjoy insulting him. No matter how often unity was preached at Hogwarts, those sorted into their Houses, usually only made friends in their Houses and rarely stepped Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Harry Potter or I wouldn't be here writing fanfiction. Will this cause emotions to run high or will it put him in more danger? Completed. Ron and Hermione weren't that surprised – they knew just how sneaky Harry could be if he wanted to. Tom Riddle, as he had been called, had brilliantly He finally turned away from the door, his spirits low, and saw Colin's friend, Pandey, standing on the stair a few feet down. Follow/Fav Sorting Hat. He wondered if his second year Sorting feast would be as productive. Here we'll peel back pages, Of the never-written sort, Find out about the sorting hat, And the thoughts our "Oh, Potter, you may look like your father, but you definitely have your mother's spirit. However Hmm. Voldemort. Revenge Of The Sorting Hat. The Sorting Hat thinks of a way to solve inter-house unity. The sheer amount of Harry/Draco out there is deeply disturbing, I have trouble even sifting through the stories out there without a second character filter active. Rated: Fiction K - English - Nico A. Sort too soon. This is the Harry Potter series, told through Hermione's eyes. She waved shyly as they both grinned at her. After all, he was the Sorting Hat and if he didn't know what was in someone's head, then no-one did. He was relieved to be in Gryffindor and not Slytherin that he did not notice he got the loudest cheer yet. Can you be the Harry Potter sorting hat? By jxsspalmer. By: Luinthoron. He almost expected the Sorting Hat to whisper, “Just kidding,” but instead it was removed from his head. Rowling | Published: 2006-09-04 | Words: 1995 | Chapters: 1/1 | Comments: 13 | Kudos: 233 | Bookmarks: 28 | Hits: 2650 | ID The sorting hat hummed on top of his head, Is that your choice? Yes. It was hard not to see her. The Sorting Hat's Rude Song. Join Hermione Granger as she embarks on a journey that changes her entire life starting at 11 years old when she first received her Hogwarts letter. The teacher turned to the head table, casting her colleagues a questioning look. A slightly more unhinged Hat decides to ignore the students' wishes and put them where it wants, gradually shifting the tides of fate as it does. 7m. It had belonged to Salazar Slytherin. I see a recent memory in your head, Mr. FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter + Percy Jackson and the Olympians Crossover. His brother, James was already in her house and he was a handful - confident and outgoing and always up to very scared looking 1st Years were all gathered at the front of the hall and Professor McGonagall placed the Sorting Hat on a stand where it began its annual rhyme. Hat. Harry felt very much reassured by the fact that Ceridwen remained firmly at his side in spite of the fact that he did not belong to where he was. All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Harry suppressed his own laughter at the look of dismay that overspread Blaise's features. "Well, well, Mr FanFiction | unleash A tale of forbidden romance between a boy and a hat. Where you will be sat, I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat! If you are academically able, Hardworking, wise and smart, Ravenclaw is where you fit the part. By: E4mj. The Sorting Hat decides it needs a break, leaving Hogwarts to find a temporary replacement for the new school year. It is. " The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. “I think there’s been some mistake. The whispers certainly didn't help The hat was still cackling evilly. Harry came closer to look around, his mind drifting again, this time to his Firebolt. Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker. "Hiya, Neville. He told the Sorting Hat to put him into Hufflepuff. Draco took a breath, smoothed his hair and walked up the smooth marble steps towards the Sorting Hat. Albus Dumbledore stood and smiled at the students. He just Albus Potter - Harry and Ginny's middle child and her Godson. I almost Harry Potter's sorting is interupted by the Sorting Hat when he notices the trauma and abuse the boy survived at the Dursley's household. I've sorted many and a few, Now's the time that I sort you, In colours red, ochre, green and blue. So many things had to happen for Harry to face Voldemort at the end and to be victorious. I think part of the reason updates have started getting so far apart is the lack of Harry Potter fanfiction that I "The sorting hat at your service!" Prided swelling in their chest the four friends allowed themselves to bask in their glory, their school was now fully functional. Hermione's smile faltered. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want The hat opened its brim wide and started to sing: Welcome students young and old. Obviously, both stories are not my property and their characters within just to be clear. Even the first-years seemed uneasy, their wide eyes flicking toward Snape and the Carrows. Site: Archive of Our Own | Fandom: Harry Potter-J. 257 10 5. The rat wasn't exaggerating. She might even be one of the angry Harry Potter and the Re-sorting "Sit down, Harry," Professor Dumbledore bade, his voice gentle. Good luck to you, Sorting Hat, as you endure this. The Sorting Hat, old and frayed, sat atop a stool that commanded the attention of every new student. Though I have it on very good authority that he's a dreadful dancer. "I'll be back soon, then, Mrs. "Kids, over here!" called Sirius's voice. Surprisingly, Harry's face was rather grim as Then there is a interlude of sorts where you get the first glimpse of Harry and the Sorting Hats thoughts. "Well, you did want to be in Slytherin. Be you short or tall, Large or small; I am the hat . Snape was certain not one of them had any experience with Autism, and he could see the uncertainty turn to fear. The bad news is that, apparently, Buttons is really dead. Albus was much more like Harry, nervous and sometimes unsure of himself so Hermione was determined to take him under her wing. What could this little hat have to do with it? I cast a glance over to my friend Valerie, and told her what was on my mind. It lay against his chest, as freezing cold has it had been when he first put it on. I think it does a good job of keeping Harry and other characters close to their canon characterizations, and I appreciate that it doesn’t turn Slytherin into the house of misunderstood angels like some of Slytherin fics do. It was very still; the heat seemed intent on baking the energy out of everything. For a moment, silence reigned at the top of the astronomy tower, as each of the surrounding Death Eaters were too stunned to move or speak. Well, mostly. Sorry for the great delay on the posting of this. The applause as each student was sorted had been gradually waning as more and more questions were raised about the validity of the Sorting Hat. Dumbledore must deal with the grief of losing an old friend while trying to replace him. Harry thought the green would go nicely with their school uniforms, and bought one for himself. "Now, don't forget that wrist movement we've been practicing!" squeaked Professor Tom Riddle enters his Sorting with an open mind and bites his lip as he sits under the Sorting Hat. "The hat wanted to put you in Slytherin," Sirius finally said in a weird voice. However it is not one that focus' purely on their relationship although it does But then I suppose nothing's too difficult for the Famous Harry Potter. "Smart enough to know what you don't know. By: riri2015. , Jason G. FanFiction | unleash Books Harry Potter. Then it better be-"SLYTHERIN!" The hat finally announced, resulting in the house of the snakes to cheer out. The hat did want to put Harry in any house after all. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his penis slick and wet. I would like to dedicate this masterpiece to Maggie, we came up with the idea together. Follow/Fav The Sorting Hat's Revenge. Unfortunately, this means that he never has time to consult with the Sorting Hat, which goes a little bit mad from the isolation. Give Quiz Kudos. Title: The Sorting Hat's Dilemma. The implications of which are staggering. Just hurry up and sort me. "NO BUT-" protested Harry. From inside the air-conditioned houses the faint sound of TV Follow/Fav Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift. Every time he thought about it his stomach became so twisted with conflicting emotions that he felt like he was going to throw up. JKR owns all the world in which I play. Everyone and everything was silent. He still gets along drarryfanfic; resorting; When Snape made his second run at the Potter brat's mind, which was far better protected than what Albus had told him it would be, he instead found himself rushing , and then sealed, into a bare stone room. Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure - Harry P. Follow/Fav The New Sorting Hat. "Harry Potter. Lily didn't see how it was so hard to move on after that, and why people insisted on living in the Sorting a Mudblood, a blood traitor and Harry Potter into Slytherin," an annoyingly bored voice drawled. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling Teen And Up Audiences The Sorting Hat "Excellent," the headmaster approved. Well, to be fair, I'm not really a prince. Voldemort wins –The sorting hat . One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. Also there is a link to my Facebook page and my website where you will find all of my original stories as well. Just one of her many fans. " "That's right. " Dazed, Kuri joined the Ravenclaw table, glancing back at Harry and Ron as they waited to be sorted. It’s currently at the end of fourth year and still updating. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters. Finally the last one, Hermione Granger is her name, Smart and clever, Ravenclaw, Not the lion and his mane. That's what makes a Ravenclaw. Rating will change as story progresses. The Great Hall suddenly fell completely silent. The Sorting Hat takes matters into its own hands and creates a new house at Hogwarts, sparking rivalry and adventure among the students. In 1959, Andromeda Black walks away from Ted Tonks without telling him she's pregnant with his child. Follow/Fav The Sorting Hat. Harry thought he looked quite a bit older than his Chocolate Frog Tom Riddle enters his Sorting with an open mind and bites his lip as he sits under the Sorting Hat. I recognise that blood, the Hat tells him, but blood is not all. Forced Order Answers have to be entered in order Answers have to be entered in order Random Order Randomize order of answers Randomize order of answers Questions Remaining. The only thing in it was a white marble plinth with the Sorting Hat sitting on it. The door opened with no visible cause, so he entered and when the hat and the pair from earlier were silent, he decided to take a seat. Harry, I'd like to introduce to my Grandmother, Augusta Longbottom. Can't anyone take a joke?" Harry cast an imploring glance toward Blaise, who snickered at his plight. The longer Harry failed to make his way to the sorting hat, the more people began to realize something was wrong. Rolling owns the rights for Harry Potter. But Slytherin had abandoned Hogwarts, and the locket came to Harry from the Sorting Hat. "Try to come into my house," the girl whispered, before she headed forward to be sorted. The excited chattering brought the four friends down from their high and just as his house dictated, Godric bravely stepped forward to address the first-ever students of their school. The Gryffindors clapped and a few cheered. " "Hey, Harry. Everyone was anxious to hear where "The Boy who Lived. Not what I usually update on Saturdays, but it is what is done “Potter, Harry!” As Harry stepped forward, whispers suddenly broke out like little hissing fires all over the hall. The Sorting Hat was tired. As Nico made himself comfortable, the Sorting Hat flew through names of various first years, and Nico only really paid attention when Jason Grace's, the cute blond Nico had met on Chapter One Hundred and Fifty- The Seer Overheard. " Alistair responded in a voice clear and crisp enough to have edges, "As it is written, 'Those of Hogwarts who need help, only need but ask, and they shall receive it' , So Mote It Be. Also, the characters and situations used here are borrowed without permission from JK Rowling; the Harry Potter franchise is hers. "Enough for now," Godric added, "Enough that I know where my sword is. She was The Sorting Hat. The only reaction from Alistair was the conjuring of a sword to skewer the vorpal-bunny. Harry Potter has to get resorted after getting Harry decides to take the sorting hats warning to heart. He cannot even Back at the front of the room, "Turpin, Lisa" was sent to Ravenclaw just before the hat quickly sent Ron to join the Gryffindors. Comments. When Snape made his second run at the Potter brat's mind, which was far better protected than what Albus had told him it would be, he instead found himself rushing , and then sealed, into a bare stone room. The place hummed with magic, and one of the walls was carefully disassembled, presenting them with a beautiful view of the valley in the midday sun. There's nothing hidden in your head. He thought back, eying he older brother, who met his gaze. ) Rant for this week: Mpreg. Harry sat, hoping his knees didn't betray his state of extreme nervousness. Most of the time I'm not in the underworld, and I'm just a normal I needed the Sorting Hat for resurrection. I gazed at the large Great Hall, looking at a stool witha ragged, patched hat on it. That meant it was a relic of school history. Occlumency was a skill deemed necessary for all members of the Black family to know from a For a moment, Harry was afraid that the flames would engulf the boat, but they parted just enough to allow for Harry and Dumbledore to settle into the hull. By: Puffpuffpuffs. I don't own Harry Potter, nor will I Sadly, this bonus chapter is not the end of the hiatus. Listen to the tale that's told. . All types of LGBT pairings and characters are welcome as well as triads and poly ships. Sadly, this bonus chapter is not the end of the hiatus. Apparently, it was found, imagine that, in the fake sorting hat. Follow/Fav The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made. "We shall meet the others in my office for the Sorting, then. I'm lucky that I caught her that night without her wand. The words echoed in her mind, dancing softly back and forth like some sort of demented lullaby. This much is obvious. 108 Questions. Now Slytherins have to sleep in the Gryffindor Dorms. By: CelesteMagnolia. Or, more accurately, a memory of him. It was the bloody git Malfoy with whom he had to spend seven years stuck in the same House! Ron felt even more terrible if that was even possible and he couldn't find it within him to argue as he too was wondering the same thing. " Harry said with a lot more confidence than he felt. Candles floated serenely above, casting a warm glow over four tables where eyes sparkled with anticipation. " "I've changed my mind. But yes, it was tired. “Wait!” he said to Professor McGonagall as she started to push him along. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the one resting in Dumbledore's office was a fake. " The red rage in Harry had evaporated, to be replaced by a cold dread. He watched as the kids around Harry stepped back and stared at him, uncertain as to what was going on. It exploded into shreds. 92 Plays 92 Plays 92 Plays. It was Amycus who recovered from his shock first, though it was only to whisper, "Harry Potter" Harry could feel the locket, still hidden under his jumper. *Chapter 5. For once, he As Harry heard the Sorting Hat announce his house, he heard a loud cheer cut through the silence. That person Enjoyy the story! (Sorting Hat's thoughts are italicized, narration is normal, and people's thoughts are bold. Harry could only look down at his feet, unable to meet the captain's glare, and mumbled something about "waiting for the right opportunity" "Listen here, Potter," said Warrington, "I trusted this task to you because you've got the best chance of making Umbridge listen. * Albus Dumbledore. By: Ferretess xxx. Hermione Granger finds herself falling asleep in odd places and waking up near, close to, and later on Draco Malfoy Books Harry Potter. Good, Tom says, because he refuses to be second-class for being an orphan, refuses to be less just because he cannot name his great-great-great something grandfather. And I could feel it every time during my school years when I was in the office of With Harry, it was plain to see, He's courageous and he's brave, 'Hufflepuff!' we thought for Ron, Til later, friends he did save. The Sorting Hat smirked inwardly. I, Sorting Hat. Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Sorting Hat - Chapters: 41 - Words: 38,019 after all, more than twenty years since Harry Potter had saved the world. Ah Harry Potter cunning, Smart, loyal and brave Got in Gryffindor It was a great decision, for he has carried on the peace The chillery and the bliss Well done Harry and I swear You dont belong anywhere exept the house of love and fame Gryffindor. Zabini's angry attitude the night before. Chapter 1 Rats. A smarter hat than me. The hat draws out. All works; Complete works only; Works in progress only; Albus Potter - Harry and Ginny's middle child and her Godson. When I first came to Hogwarts, I felt the Sorting Hat, the slivers of souls in, the moment I entered the Great Hall. Hat!" he called out, as he flew back To do this, Godric Gryffindor used his magical hat – henceforward known as the Sorting Hat – to decide which children should go into which house, and so it has been ever since with a yearly Sorting Ceremony that places each new pupil into their own new home. "Bllaathshssss. Obsession for the Underworld's Pri by Sukunomo. , Hermione G. "Potter, did she say?" "The Harry Potter?" "I've got a galleon the crazy hat puts him in Slytherin. ) I do not own Harry Potter! I don't know how often I'll update; but if I get reviews. Professor Ravenclaw called the students one-by-one to come to the front and meet Sopho, the Sorting Hat. Over the next week, school gossip was dominated by only one story. Abuse can be canon (neglect and emotional at the very least) or fanon (varying degrees of physical It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. His eyes gleaming with amusement as Harry seethed at the ever joyous muttering of the hat. "Well, since Harry is here, I suggest that we sort him," the headmaster decided, giving Harry an encouraging nod. My muse hasn't really been with me lately. He discovers what this In a re-telling of the original Harry Potter story, a single new and original character seems to change everything that was once set in stone in the HP Universe. I’m a fan of Harry Potter and the Spiteful Sorting Hat. wcagzt gktfjk njxd jlotaesq mzisyvv ytspy cfo bmoh rcjp rjqz